50 Dirty Would You Rather Questions (Sexy)

💡 The Best List of Dirty Would You Rather Questions.

Last update: 2021-05-12

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The best list of dirty would you rather questions.

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  1. Dirty Would You Rather Questions

"Would you rather" is a fantastic party game to play with friends. Or to play with a boyfriend, girlfriend, family member, or colleague. It's an easy game to play over text messages. And can be a great conversation starter. Often leading to further discussions. Helping two people to learn more about each other. These dirty would you rather questions are sure to spark some interesting discussion.

Play with a crush, a boyfriend, girlfriend, or as a couple. Have fun asking these naughty, dirty, sexy would you rather questions!

Dirty Would You Rather Questions

1. Would you rather walk in on your parents having sex or walk in on one of your siblings having sex?

OMG!

2. Would you rather go to the bathroom in front of someone on a first date or puke in front of someone on the first date?

Definitely puke.

3. Would you rather have your hair pulled or have your neck held?

This one is definitely dirty.

4. Would you rather meet the love of your life but only be able to date for two days or have to stay alone for the rest of your life?

Meet them!

5. Would you rather live with a big butt or live with super small breasts?

These days, the big butt would win.

6. Would you rather have your best friend steal your boyfriend/girlfriend or have your sibling steal your boyfriend/girlfriend?

Probably not my sibling.

7. Would you rather give head or give head?

Depends on who you are.

8. Would you rather your parents find out about your sex life or find out about every drug that you've done?

Probably about all the drugs.

9. Would you rather role play in the bedroom or be tied up in the bedroom?

Tied up!

10. Would you rather play dirty games or text each other dirty messages?

Dirty text messages (sexting) are awfully fun.

11. Would you rather have sex in the shower or have sex in the house kitchen?

The shower can be fun!

12. Would you rather watch a dirty movie or read a dirty book?

Dirty movies are fun to watch.

13. Would you rather talk dirty or be the one who was getting the dirty talk?

Talking dirty!

14. Would you rather be naked on a playground or be naked in front of a window?

Naked in front of a window would be my choice.

15. Would you rather have the body of George Clooney or Brad Pitt?

Brad Pitt knows how to work out.

16. Would you rather be on the side of the bed while getting intimate or be in the middle of the bed while getting intimate?

The side of the bed is kind of kinky!

17. Would you rather have a romantic evening or have a dirty/sexy evening?

Dirty/sexy evening, of course.

18. Would you rather your partner fakes an orgasm or is honest with you about it?

Be honest about it and let's work to make it better.

19. Would you rather have mediocre sex every day or really good sex one day per week?

Great sex one day per week!

20. Would you rather be alone on an island with the person you hate or have to sneeze before you orgasm for the rest of your life?

Sneezing isn't all that bad.

21. Would you rather swallow or spit after oral sex?

Swallow!

22. Would you rather go down on someone or have someone go down on you?

Have someone go down on you if you're a guy.

23. Would you rather be the one to tie someone up or get tied up?

Be the dominant one.

24. Would you rather say your deepest fantasy out loud or wait until you can act it out?

Act it out, why not?!

25. Would you rather have sex in a car or a public restroom?

Public restrooms aren't that clean anymore.

26. Would you rather have sex with your clothes on or be completely naked?

Let's get completely naked.

27. Would you rather use a sex toy or use your hand in bed?

Use a fun sex toy!

28. Would you rather go to a sex store alone or go as a couple?

Let's go together as a couple!

29. Would you rather be on top or be on the bottom?

Depends on who you are.

30. Would you rather be in the "doggy style" sex position or be in the "missionary" sex position?

Doggy style is always fun. Snoop Dogg agrees!

31. Would you rather be in a romantic relationship that is kinky or one that's more "normal?"

Kinky ones are a lot of fun. I don't know how long they last, though.

32. Would you rather have sex with the lights on or with the lights off?

Lights on so we can see everything happening.

33. Would you rather take pictures or videos while being intimate?

Pictures are easier to control.

34. Would you rather make out with your best friend or a stranger?

Best friend, for sure.

35. Would you rather be in a triple kiss or have to kiss a dog's butt?

Triple kiss, as long as the people are good-looking.

36. Would you rather be intimate in the back seat of a car or at a concert?

A concert can be a fun night, in many ways.

37. Would you rather have to yell every time you had an orgasm or never have an orgasm ever again?

I wouldn't mind yelling. It could bring heat to the relationship.

38. Would you rather date someone who had one leg or one arm?

One leg might be easier to deal with.

39. Would you rather have sex at night or during the day?

At night when the person can let loose.

40. Would you rather talk dirty over text all day or send sexy audio messages before the night began?

Sexting (dirty text messages) is way easier to control and have fun with.

41. Would you rather be intimate with your friends watching or your family watching?

Friends would cheer you on!

42. Would you rather have your eyes open or closed when getting intimate?

Eye's open, let's see everything.

43. Would you rather post a naked photograph on social media without your parents seeing or post a photo to your parents without the world seeing it?

Social media is more accepting.

44. Would you rather have to make out with a boy/girl or make out with an animal?

A boy/girl.

45. Would you rather have sex on the couch or on the floor?

The couch is comfortable.

46. Would you rather explore getting kinky with a love relationship or on a one-night-stand?

A relationship is more understanding.

47. Would you rather your friends find out about your sex life or your siblings?

Friends would be supportive and potentially jealous about it.

48. Would you rather have to be completely honest with your partner about your sexual desires or never be able to talk about sex again?

Honesty is the key to any successful relationship.

49. Would you rather get intimate on the beach or in a hotel room?

The beach might bring sand to the party.

50. Would you rather get intimate with the door open or with the windows open?

The windows open, feeling secure is really important.

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